[Baby] Boo Boo.
[Sigh]
Couldn't we read another book?
We've read this one a hundred times.
Please?
Nanny Gilbertine is so tired of the Boo Boo book
she could just gag.
Boo Boo.
All right.
Boo Boo.
''One fine and sunny day,
''Baby Boo's nanny Henrietta said,
'''Baby Boo,
'''today you shall go on a wonderful adventure.
'''You will see the many sights
''of the big city.'
''After a lovely breakfast,
''they walked down the lane to the corner
''where they boarded a big blue bus.
''They were on their way to the big city.
''Baby Boo felt very grown-up indeed,
''for this was his first trip
away from mother and father.''
Did I tell you?
Baby's having his picture taken this morning.
Say hello to old Willy for me.
Old Willy isn't doing it.
I've hired Downtown Baby Photographers.
Old Willy's been photographing Cotwell babies
since the Great Depression.
Old Willy hasn't had a picture in the paper in over 20 years.
Everyone we know has had their baby's picture in the paper.
Baby Bink's almost 1 year old
and virtually unknown.
I can't count the number of times I've been asked
why we're keeping our baby a secret.
You're right.
The only way to quiet that kind of talk
is to have our small-minded friends
open up their newspapers
and see a photograph of the prettiest baby in the city.
Get out! Get out!
Come on, let's go!
I said, move it!
Get up there!
Get over there!
Let's go!
Get moving!
Off with the fuzzy sweaters.
Nice and slow.
Ed, does it matter who wears pink or blue?
No!
Cotwell...
Cotwell.
Where is that little--
Ahh.
Dinner with the Westphals tonight. Be gorgeous.
Don't forget your breathing exercises
Dr. Phillips suggested to reduce stress.
I have breathing scheduled at 1 1 :00.
Peggy's been reminding me for a week.
Have a wonderful day.
Bing.
What did you forget?
Oh. My pen.
Thank you, Andrews.
What else?
Darling, you know how I hate games in the morning.
Oh! Of course.
Goodness gracious. How could I forget?
Don't you get--
Don't you get into any mischief
while Da-Da's gone.
Won't it be exciting when he understands
all the wonderful things we say to him?
Bye-bye.
Whoa. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
He can't look too butch,
but not too feminine.
He has to look angelic, like a little prince.
That would suggest blue.
Blue? That'll look like we're trying to match his eyes.
Isn't that too obvious?
I see lots of babies with blue eyes and blue outfits.
What kind of babies?
Rich babies? Pretty babies?
Regular babies? Important babies?
Regular babies.
Baby Bink is not a regular baby.
Buff, buff, buff, buff, buff, buff.
Look how shiny they're getting.
Here we go.
There we go.
Now, now.
Almost done.
This is simple.
Ready?
Oh, very, very handsome.
Let me see.
Hello.
Get the gear.
He didn't say, ''Get the gear, Veeko. ''
I'm the supervisor.
You get the gear.
You got the blue sweater.
You help get the gear.
[Doorbell Chimes]
Heads up.
[Phony Foreign Accent] A most pleasant
and charming good day to you, sir.
I am Mr. Charlie--
photographer the babe--
entirely at your service.
You were expecting us.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Photographic equipment.
Look at this place.
Eddie.
We ain't here to nick no bric-a-brac-a.
We're here for the hit of a lifetime.
You want to be a shoplifter,
go toJC Penney.
You really think we can get away with this?
No. I'm here because
I've got a wild curiosity about the electric chair.
Sorry.
What a gorgeous baby.
You must be so proud.
I'm Mrs. Cotwell.
I am Mr. Charlie.
Shall we begin?
Uhn!
Mr. Francis,
if you'll go to the vehicle
and retrieve my light... meter.
[Groaning]
Excellent.
[Chortling]
Ha ha ha!
I'm going to be rich.
I want individual photos of Baby Bink.
Baby Bink?
What an absolutely delightful name.
It's a pet name for Bennington.
I want individual photos of Baby Bink,
then a portrait of us two.
Whatever you wish, however you wish.
You've photographed the children of my friends.
Those pictures are forever appearing
in newspapers and magazines.
It is true.
[Sigh]
His picture's never been published.
That cannot be.
It's true.
I am sure,
in the not-so-distant future,
this little fellow will be very well-known.
I want your very best.
I want you to set a new standard for beauty
in baby photography.
I so welcome the challenge, madam.
And, to that end,
may I ask one small favor?
May I have some time alone
with the child?
Oh, I need his complete attention.
The great bond between you and your son,
his love for you,
will distract him.
I need to study his marvelous little features
to learn how best to photograph him.
He does well with persons
he is not intimate with?
Does he?
He's a friendly boy, but he may not like--
Excellent.
Madam, if I might make a suggestion?
Your garment du jour,
while extremely magnificent,
is so colorful,
I'm afraid it will dominate the photograph
and detract from your natural beauty.
I knew this outfit was wrong.
I'll be back in 1 5 minutes.
Take all the time you need.
If he gets cranky,
read him his book.
How invaluable.
Thank you.
Mr. Andrews, hurry to the attic.
Get the winter wardrobe.
Hurry, Gilbertine.
There you go.
Take the book.
[Shouting And Laughing]
Bink really deserves
this moment in the spotlight.
Too bad that baby pictures
don't make the front page.
Ma'am.
Yeah. Uh!
I've never shoplifted.
Everybody out of the van.
We got to make this fast.
I'm sorry it took so long.
Where's Bink?
Heh heh heh.
Eddie.
Huh?
You're a smart guy.
Where's front from back on these diapers?
Are there pockets in the front?
Very funny.
The front and back are the same.
Then it probably don't make no difference.
Put him in them regular baby clothes.
That fruit suit's a dead giveaway
that he's a rich kid.
Come on.
Good boy. Good.
Oh...
Aah.
[Baby Bink Laughing]
[Panting]
Ed.
Huh?
How do I know this milk won't burn his throat?
If that matters.
Try it on some skin first.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hot! Ow! Ow!
What's the matter with you?
I better let it cool down.
[Laughing]
You like that?
Eddie.
Huh?
Watch the baby.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha.
Very good.
Now see if it works the other way.
Heh heh.
It works.
Ohh.
Put him in the bedroom.
The more he sleeps,
the less attention he draws from the neighbors.
And keep an eye on him.
Here you go, kid.
That little doo-doo machine
is my retirement money.
All right.
Nappy naptime, little jerk.
Go to sleep real nice,
'cause, uh, Mr. Teddy Bear, he's been up all night
drinking with the Barbie dolls,
and he needs his rest.
All right. Drink your milk.
Take your nap.
Drink your milk!
Take your nap!
Eddie.
What?
You got any suggestions
how you get these things to eat and sleep?
Sing him a song.
Uh--
· Mary had a little lamb ·
· Little lamb ·
· Mary had a little lamb ·
· Her hair was white as snow ·
· And ·
· Every which way that Mary went ·
· The lamb was right behind her ·
· It followed her to work one day ·
· Work one day, work one day ·
· It followed her to work one day ·
· And Mary lost her job ·
Um... Eddie.
What else did Mary's little lamb do?
Didn't he put Humpty Dumpty back together again?
That was Nat ''King'' Cole.
Nat ''King'' Cole
stuck his finger in the pie
and yanked out the bird.
How can a lamb put a Humpty together again?
He ain't got fingers.
· And then ·
· She went to unemployment... ··
Norby! Knock off the singing
and read him his storybook...
if you can.
Want to hear a story?
Let's see here.
What do we got here?
[Crunching]
''Manny and Baby Boo...
[Snort]
''strol-led through...
''the great big...
''d...
d--''
Department.
''Department store.
''How many, many things
there were to buy...''
Or steal, if I was writing that book.
Or steal, if I was writing this book.
[Camera Clicking]
Mrs. Cotwell.
Dale Grissom, FBI.
I'd like to ask you a few questions.
You'll have to ask me later.
I'm going to look for my baby.
I'd rather you didn't.
I need you here.
Don't coddle me, Mr. Grissom.
Mrs. Cotwell, there are 5 million people in this city
and thousands of places where your boy could be.
It would be pointless and dangerous
for you to go searching for your baby.
I've been through these cases.
I understand how you feel.
Have you ever lost a child?
No, ma'am.
Then you can't possibly know how I feel.
I apologize.
But would you stay here?
Please?
For your baby's sake?
[Sigh]
All right.
[Snoring]
[Wings Fluttering]
[Cooing]
[Snoring]
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo!
[TV] Great bait action in fresh or salt water!
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo! Boo Boo! Boo Boo!
[Laughing]
Hi hi.
I'll take Hodgepodge--
It's a new car!
Boo Boo! Boo Boo! Boo Boo!
[TVPlays]
[Spits]
Herd her into the cell.
I've brought five family members.
Milwaukee.
A vitamin for your dog!
[Click]
Do you got to do that?
[Laughter]
[Spits]
I like to look nice.
You got to spit?
I don't know about you,
but I don't eat pieces of my body.
[Spits]
What?
What'd I do?
You spit on me!
I did not!
Somebody did.
You're the only one in the room.
[Laughs]
Aah!
[Snoring]
You jerk!
Shh! Quiet.
You'll wake up the baby.
The baby's on the roof.
No, no. No, no.
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Norby.
Come on, Norby.
Aah!
Eddie!
Oh!
Aah!
Ed!
Ed, what happened?
Eddie, are you O.K.?
People shouldn't leave these things lying around.
What are you doing, dope?
It was in the way.
What happened?
All right. Pick him up.
Eddie! Ed, you're drooling.
Eddie, come on, Ed.
Come on.
Eddie, what happened? Eddie?
What?
This way?
[Mumbling]
Great. That's got to be 1 ,000 feet.
We're going to have to jump.
We're going to jump?
On three. Ready?
O.K.
1 ...
- 2... - 2...
- 3! - 3!
Whoa!
- Eddie! - Eddie!
Aah!
Ed...
look...
out.
[Knocking On Door]
[Sighs]
[Knocking]
What?
Package.
Where do you want me to sign?
Uh, anywhere is fine.
H-Have a nice...
day.
You old bat.
Which way?
This way.
Let's go!
[Moaning]
Ed!
Are you all right?
How can he be all right?
The guy fell off a building!
He's probably got contusions, concussions, contractions.
What's the matter with you?
Boo Boo.
[Veeko] O.K.,just take it easy.
Eddie, how you feeling?
Eddie, how many fingers I got up?
Two.
Not you. Eddie, say something.
Here, here. Put him here.
Sit down on the bench.
[Coughing]
You O.K.?
When we first seen you fall,
our first thoughts were with you and your family,
should you not survive.
I prayed, Eddie.
Shut up!
Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!
[Horns Honk]
All right. Take it easy.
Maybe get to the right.
Eddie, we don't want a ticket.
Get to the right, Eddie! To the right!
Shut up!
- Watch in front. - I'll jump on back.
You're making me nuts!
O.K., O.K. Don't get crazy.
Just drive.Just drive. I'll tell you.
See that lady?
There he is! I see him!
We got him. We got him.
He's gone! We lost him!
Look both ways! Look both ways!
You hit a cat.
There's the bus, Eddie.
Did you see it?
He's getting ahead of us.
There's the bus again!
Driver, next stop, please.
Wait! I don't see him.
[Horn Honks]
- Aah! - Aah!
- Come on! - Aah!
There's the bus!
I see the bus!
Get him!
Wait! Wait!
Stop the bus!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I forgot something! Stop!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Hello!
Stop the bus!
Wait! Stop the bus!
Hey!
Did a baby get off this bus?
A little guy, 2 feet tall.
It's an emergency!
I didn't have nobody with a baby.
He was by himself.
What?
He must've got off.
Oh, great.
We're through.
If you didn't park your van on the sidewalk,
people could get by a lot easier.
If you'd limit yourself
to a couple of pork roasts a day,
you wouldn't need to worry about it.
You heard me.
Some people...
Eddie, how could he get off?
I seen him.
He's in the big broad's purse.
Yeah, this is Carl in 1 57.
You know anything about a missing baby?
Boss!
Yeah, I see her!
How could you miss her? She's big as a building!
Will you stop it?
Nonchalant.
We'll give her a sandwich. Give her a sandwich.
She don't need a sandwich.
Look at her.
That's my whole point.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
[Mumbling]
Stay back. Wait. Wait.
Shut up.
[Laughing]
Go for it.
Uh-oh.
Aah!
Eddie?
Get her, Veeko!
You got her, Veek!
Veeko, get her! Get her, Veek!
You got her!
Hang in there. You got her, Veek!
Who's next?
Aah!
How about you, Mister Comedy?
''We'll give her a sandwich,'' huh?
''Big as a building,'' huh?
Not so easy making jokes with my fist in your mouth.
I'm not afraid of you.
Come on. She's crazy!
Anybody else want to take a shot?
Arrggghh!
She's got a gun!
Chicken!
How did you get out of Mother Goose Corner?
So, you got a nasty little surprise for me?
You guys are worthless!
Yeah, right, Eddie.
Blame us!
You know, I'm getting sick of your insults.
[Eddie] Then why don't you quit?
Yeah. Let you two have the money.
What money? The kid is gone!
There you go, my little escape artist.
Ah-choo!
If you were a baby lost in the big city,
where would you go?
$5. O.K.
For you.
Thanks.
Oh, thank you.
Mom, baby.
Speculation that a ransom figure
in the millions of dollars was mentioned.
Security is tight around the Cotwell mansion
and at Cotwell Industry Towers downtown.
Ronnie Lee has more on the story. Ronnie.
There's no official word from police,
but our sources tell us
a 9-month-old baby boy was abducted
approximately 1 0:00 this morning.
We've confirmed that a photographer
and two assistants
from the Downtown Baby Photographers Studio
were scheduled to photograph the missing child
at the Wallington Hills estate today.
A spokesman for the photography studio
declined to comment.
[Belches]
[Ronnie] ...extremely tight on the 900 block.
In fact, police and FBI units
have essentially sealed off the area.
Earlier I attempted to reach
millionaire Bennington Cotwell
at his downtown office.
Though reporters were turned away,
a reliable source informed us
Cotwell had left by motorcade.
Boo Boo!
The spokesman for the company said
Mr. Cotwell was unavailable.
Whoop!
Hang on a second.
Keep rolling.
O.K.
- Aah! - Aah!
Be very careful. They're fragile.
Be sure they don't tip over now.
No, don't. Not this one.
[Ronnie] ...even when what they're looking for
is right under their nose.
And, uh...
I think that will be too crowded.
[Engine Starts]
Hey!
Ugh!
You know, we're always, like, this close.
[Ring]
Hello.
Hello, is this Mr. Cotwell?
Yes. Who is this?
My name's Depke.
Depke,Joe. Joe Depke.
Yeah, listen.
I might have some information
on the whereabouts of that child.
Take cover and cordon off the other end of the street.
Shut off the corner!
We're going to need all you people as witnesses.
I seen the baby.
Where?
Right across the street on the curb.
Where'd he go?
It's the craziest thing.
I don't remember.
Maybe we'll take a ride.
See if you remember then.
You want money.
Don't embarrass me. Don't insult me.
Your money's no good here. Put it away.
Where's the baby?
House across the street.
Second floor.
McCray's.
No guarantee. Listen, mister,
I didn't know your kid!
Just saw his picture on TV!
I called because I care!
Your name's McCray?
Yeah. What'd I do?
We're looking for a missing child.
These are my kids.
You don't mind if we take a look?
Hello, ma'am.
Hi.
Sir, in here!
Baby.
You have a beautiful little boy.
Thank you, ma'am.
I'll pray he comes back to you.
These kids are all I've got,
so I know how I'd feel in your place.
I hope you never are...
for your children's sake.
[Baby Cries]
Sorry we inconvenienced you.
I'll be with you in a second.
I'm sorry for the trouble.
Sir?
I believe in my heart
that someone somewhere
watches over the babies.
Yes, I hope so.
You have everything?
Are you sure you have everything?
Boo Boo!
I can't believe this!
It ain't the wisest strategy to kidnap a baby,
then let it loose on the streets.
Babies crawling in traffic tend to draw attention,
don't you think?
To the-- To the-- To the left, I think. The cab!
Excuse us!
Excuse you?
Got you now, you little--
Aha!
Aah!
Eddie!
My money!
[Horn Honks]
What, I park in your space?
Come on. Come on.
Wait, wait. Wait. Wait for the cars.
Easy!
Go! Go ahead!
O.K. Hang on.
Eddie! Eddie, Eddie!
Go!
Eddie!
Don't go!
Go! Go!
Right now! Watch your feet!
I got a plan.
Wait.
Stay there!
Don't go. O.K.?
O.K. Excuse-- Excuse me. Go!
No, wait!
- Aah! - Aah!
Let's move!
- Aah! - Aah!
[Crash]
I worked at Burger King three years.
This is worse than that.
Don't blame me.
We'd be resting easy
if butterfingers here hadn't lost the kid!
I lost the kid? That's news to me.
Who put himself to sleep
reading the kid's nursery story?
Who left the window open?
That was me.
You idiots are the reason we don't got the kid.
You can drop out now,
and I'll keep the 5 million myself.
You don't deserve a penny!
You'd stiff us.
Wait a minute! Don't get hot, Eddie.
Don't get hot.
We're just tired from getting all torn apart.
Like I like to fall off buildings
and jump in ditches.
That's the breaks.
We're dealing with a baby.
Babies are obviously more dangerous than we thought.
Go figure, Eddie.
They're so small!
When I boxed,
the guys I most feared
were those who feared nothing.
Babies are like that.
They ain't afraid of nothing.
Baby tracks.
Norby.
[Grrr]
Boo Boo!
- Aah! - Aah!
[Screeching]
[Screaming]
Ha ha ha!
Ooh!
The kid's in the gorilla cage.
There's goes our 5 million bucks, huh?
I think the ape likes the kid.
What?
You got long arms.
Thanks.
I can't reach it, Eddie.
That's it. That's it.
You got it.
O.K. Now come over here.
That's it. That's it.
Easy does it.
That's it. That's it.
Slow, slow, slow.
Easy. Uh-oh.
[Grrr]
That's it. Nice monkey.
Yes. Yes.
There you go.
[Crying]
He's starting to cry, Eddie.
He's going to make the monkey mad.
Uh, Eddie. He's getting up.
Eddie, I'm afraid, Eddie.
Veek, please, please, just stare him down.
Stare him down.
Boo Boo.
That's it.
Aah!
Ooh! Aah!
[Screeching]
[All Animals Screech]
Shut up!
[Grrr]
Hey, King Kong. Hey.
Hey, over here.
I'm a banana.
I'm a coconut.
I'm an entire fruit salad.
Over here. Hey, hey! Look, I'm the jungle boy.
Over here. That's it.
That's it.
Now you got it.
I got him.
[Roars]
That's a bad monkey. Bad monkey!
[Roars]
Aah!
[Snoring]
Rarrr!
[Screaming]
Aah!
Eddie?
Careful, Eddie.
Aah! Ah-ah-ah!
[Baby Laughs]
Eddie?
I know you don't want to hear this, but...
the kid's gone again.
Whoa. I'll get it.
This morning, all I wanted
was my baby's picture in the paper.
I got my wish.
Where's your mommy?
Hey, Eddie,
maybe he went down a rabbit hole.
We're serious about our work.
You want to make jokes,
join the circus.
Bozo.
Oh!
Step on it, Eddie.
Baby, starboard side.
Starboard.
What?
Port. Port, port, port.
Point!
- Point! - 9:00.
[Eddie] Where is he?
He's over there. 6:30!
Step on it.
Ha ha ha ha!
You're ours now, moneybags.
Left!
Did Baby Bink miss his Uncle Eddie?
Come here!
Get him!
Did you get him?
No! Come on!
Where'd he go?
He went down...
a rabbit hole.
Careful those rabbits don't chew your face off, Ed.
Shut up, Veeko. Just shut up!
No problem, fellas.
It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel,
and what's every tunnel got?
Ooh! Don't tell me. I know, I know.
It's uh, uh, uh--
Tollbooth at the end.
Are you always this stupid,
or do you do this just to annoy me?
A tunnel has two ends.
This one's here, and the other one's--
- Where? - Where?
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie!
[Eddie] Get him, Norby!
Don't let him get away!
I got him, Eddie.
Ha ha ha ha.
Today ain't your lucky day,
eh, shorty pants?
[Veeko] That wasn't so hard.
Beautiful day, huh?
You know anything about that vehicle?
Yes. It belongs to us.
You left the engine running.
Yes.
I did.
I've been having--
baaa-ttery trouble.
We just stopped by to admire the beautiful--
beautiful flo-- Ow!
...wers.
Have you guys, uh, seen a baby around here?
The park is full of...
babies?
Yeah, well, there's been a kidnapping.
Well, that's a crying shame.
It's amazing what people will do for money.
Yeah, for 5 million.
If we see anything...
[Baby Burps]
Excuse me.
If we see anything,
we'll be sure to notify--
Oh.
Ohh.
Ohh!
Ohh.
What?
Ohhh.
Ooh.
Ahh. Ah-ah-ah!
Aah.
[Norby] Got a bad heart.
Ohh!
Excuse me.
The police.
Thank you.
Walk them to the car.
My entire reproductive system
is about to go up in flames.
Is that a Fleetline van?
Eddie?
Is-- Is it?
Yes.
- Yep. - Yes, it is.
I thought so.
My brother drives one of those
for this dry cleaning firm he's with.
Oh, yeah. They drive a lot of those.
He's always had trouble with his.
I'll think of what he said is the problem
with the electrical system.
Alternator?
No.
Carburetor?
No.
There's this little relay thing--
Veeko!
Veeko...
I think you should move the van.
I have a frog in my throat.
O.K.
And a brush fire in my undershorts.
Get them out of here!
It's just a bad battery.
We should move it before the engine dies.
Yeah, it's just the battery.
Come on. Let's--
[Sniffing]
[Sniffs]
You sure can tell summer's here.
People got those barbecues going.
[Sniffs]
Smells great, doesn't it?
Come on, let's go move the van.
I'll be right with you.
I just have a cramp in my leg.
Aah.
[Horn Honks]
Take it easy.
[Horn Honks]
Aah!
No! No, it's O.K.!
Aah! Aah!
I got it!
Eddie!
Aah!
Aah! Oh! Aah!
Oh! Oh! Aah!
Aah!
That's how you put out campfires.
Is that...
a fact?
I used to do it in Boy Scouts.
You toasted your marshmallows
over a pile...
of flaming gonads?
We usually used logs.
Follow that kid!
We'll meet you on the other side.
I'm sorry, man, but it was an emergency.
You were blazing pretty hard--
Shut up!
Oh, boy, Eddie.
You got burned clear through your skivvies.
[High Voice] Baby Bink!
It's your mother.
Baby Bink.
I'll kill him. I'll kill him.
Ahem.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I haven't forgotten your feelings.
Oh.
My feelings don't matter.
Yes, they do.
They do very much.
The love my baby's gotten
has been as much yours as mine.
Probably more.
Where's my little boy?
What's he doing?
If he were home,
he'd be going down for his nap.
[Snoring]
Ah!
Ahh.
[Horn Honks]
Uh, I got bad news.
The kid's...
in there.
No, wait. You can't go in there.
There's a guard. Eddie, wait! No!
There's a guard!
He's asleep, you moron.
Where is he?
Come on, knucklehead! Where is he?
Huh?
Of course.
Where else would you be?
Let's go get him.
Eddie.
Baby, 1 2:00.
Uh... Up there.
We'll be with you in just a minute.
Lingerie, home furnishings,
men's hats,
babies.
Wait a minute. We passed him.
Exactly, moron.
We'll grab him as he goes by.
Yeah, we grab him as he comes by.
You grab him.
I grab him?
Right.
As the girder comes up,
you jump out on it and grab the baby.
Me? By myself?
Just step out on it. It ain't difficult.
Why me?
Norby is scared of heights.
Why don't you grab him?
Nobody asked me!
Oh.
O.K., O.K.
Good.
That's it. Don't miss it!
I'll get it.
He's coming.
And now he's very, very close. Do it!
I'm not touching it. There it is!
- Go! - Do it!
O.K.
Aha.
Whoa.
Here he comes. Get him!
How'd he do that?
Baby luck.
Eddie! Help me!
He asked for you, Ed.
He ain't thinking straight.
Don't look down.
What are you doing? Eddie, don't!
Eddie, no! I'm going to faint!
Didn't I tell you not to look down?
I'm losing my grip.
Pull me back, please.
Grab him by the leg or I'll let you go!
Don't look down.
O.K., we got him, Ed.
There you go. Good.
I got him!
Up! Up!
You're going the wrong way!
Up! Up!
Rest on my feet!
I could use a hand here!
Hey, quit being a crybaby!
Get up!
Aah!
Not down. Up! Where you going?
Ahh.
You're doing good.
You got to get back up.
I'm losing him, Eddie.
Quit fooling around!
Give me a hand.
Oh, what's the matter with you?
Aah!
Ed?
Eddie?
Get off of me!
- There he is! - There he is.
We'll take the steps.
Aah!
Ohh.
It's coming back down. Get ready.
Jump,jump.
O.K., I'll wait for another.
Jump.Jump.
Jump!
[Thud]
My...
spine.
Huh?
Aah!
I lived.
Get back up here!
[Baby Laughs]
Come here, you little ball of grief.
Now I got you!
You ain't going to crawl away from this one.
Hee hee.
Aah!
Ohh! That hurt!
[Giggling]
Ohh!
Ow!
That hurt!
Ow!
That's it!
No mercy!
[Groans]
This ain't no nursery school
battle of wits anymore.
This is my 5'1 0'' of guile, gut, and gristle
versus your 2 1 /2 feet
of goo-goos, gaa-gaas, and giggles!
Aah!
If the Milwaukee mob couldn't kill me,
no milk-puking little thumbsucker's
got a candle's chance in a cyclone
of getting the better of me.
[Giggling]
Where you going?
Come back here.
[Giggling]
This isn't funny anymore.
My money!
Huh?
Ahh.
Whoa!
What?
I thought I saw a baby crawl around the corner.
Good night, Donald.
Norby!
[Echoing]
Veeko!
[Veeko] Hey!
We're down here!
Hey, Ed!
We'd better go before I dry!
Ed, can you see the baby from up there?
Just hang on, and we'll come on up.
I got an idea.
We've got some news.
I don't know if it's good,
but it's not bad.
Since the media broke the story,
calls have been coming in.
A man was reportedly looking for a lost baby on a bus.
A baby missing from a department store care center,
another at 3:00 at the zoo,
shortly after that, at a downtown park,
and a final report, not long ago, at--
A building under construction.
Yeah, that's right.
He's doing everything in the book.
I know where he is.
''Before returning home for supper,
''Nanny and Baby Boo
''stopped at the Old Soldier's Home
to visit Mr. Tinsel.''
That's where he is.
Boo Boo.
They're back, Frank.
6...
7...
8...
9...
1 0.
[Baby Coos]
Well, what is--
Hey.
Come on over.
It's the kid...
on television. The one that--
Aw.
Oh.
Come on, hon'.
That's it. Come on.
· This is the army, Mr.Jones ·
· No private rooms or telephones ·
· You had your breakfast in bed before ·
· But you won't get it there anymore ·
· This is the army, Mr. Brown ·
· You and your baby went to town ·
· She had you worried ·
· But this is war ·
· And she won't worry you anymore ·
· No, she won't worry you ·
· Anymore ··
Oh, baby.
You had quite an adventure today.
Boo Boo.
Boo Boo?
It's what he calls his book.
He lost it today.
We'll get you another one.
[Gasps]
Boo Boo!
[Laraine] What?
Ooh!
What?
Oh, I see. That's nice.
Boo Boo.
That's not a Boo Boo.
That's a clock, a ticktock.
Was there a ticktock in his book?
No.
Well, he's pointing to...
he's pointing to...
he's not pointing at the ticktock.
He's pointing to Boo Boo. He wants his Boo Boo.
I thought he was getting a new Boo Boo.
His Boo Boo's back there. That's where he's been.
Radio Rogers and McCloskey.
Tell them to turn around.
We're going back to the ticktock
to get the Boo Boo.
And send for backup.
Boo Boo! Boo Boo!
Hey, Eddie.
Sure you don't want to see
if they left the money?
Oh, that's a good idea.
We get the living hell tore out of us by a baby.
Three fully-grown men versus 1 5 pounds
of pink flesh with a mouth.
What chance you think we got
of strolling into that alley
and coming out with anything less
than 1 40 years in prison?
No, thank you.
This is a hexed situation.
We walk away while we're still ahead.
We took a lickin'
and kept on tickin'.
We'll go back to banks,
dealing with grown-ups.
I don't want no kiddie stuff.
We did O.K. With banks.
Or a convenience store once in a while.
I'll tell you one thing I learned from this--
I ain't never going to have any kids of my own.
Ha. Yeah.
Seeing you burnt down the only tree in your forest,
I wouldn't worry about it.
Oh. Oh.
Why don't you shut up?
I don't want to ever hear another word
about that rotten, snake-bit baby.
Boo Boo.
I'm serious.
Boo Boo.
I'm hearing that little vermin in my thoughts.
I want to erase him from my mind.
Boo Boo!
Ha ha ha.
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
Know what it sounds like?
Boo Boo, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Boo Boo.
He's back.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
You dirty, no-good stool pigeon!
You're surrounded.
Throw down the Boo Boo.
And put your hands over your heads.
This is the end of the story.
Good night, sweetheart.
Good night, Bink.
Ha ha.
[Laraine] Did I tell you?
The baby's having his picture taken tomorrow.
Say hello to old Willy for me.
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